Because I am not a duck I do not have feathers. But I am delicious when fried. I do not wish to be a duck. Ducks are far too small to be people with any credibility. As ducks we do not run quickly. Although ducks can fly they cannot build:
When it rains a duck continues being for a duck revels in liquid water more than solid ice.
…if you did not know already:
The compendium of all things duck cannot be found here either
It is the way of things